Mike Read has made many things he should be ashamed of. A racist UKIP Calypso song, a board game based on a rubbish TV quiz, and a TV quiz which would subsequently be made into a rubbish board game. We examine two of those things this week. Happy 300 episodes!

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W4B theme composed by John Croudy
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Shake some blue cloth around - now you're in the water! Wear a cushion on your head - now you're a pirate! Record 299 episodes of a podcast - now you're famous and popular!

Pretending is fun.

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W4B theme composed by John Croudy
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Thanks to Indiana Jones, this is only the second most boring thing with a crystal skull in it.

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W4B theme composed by John Croudy
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A load of fruit and vegetables are alive and have named themselves the Munch Bunch, which is like a load of prisoners on death row calling themselves the Hang Gang.

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W4B theme composed by John Croudy
W4B theme acoustic arrangement by Joe Beckhelling