"Can I buy a vowel?"
"No, because the idea of the game is to guess the words with only the consonants. You fool."

It's Wheel Of Fortune.

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W4B theme composed by John Croudy.

The adventures of C.H.I.P. (Coordinated Hexadecimal Information Processor), S.A.M.A.N.T.H.A. (Solar Activated Micro Automated Non-inTerference Hearing Apparatus) and B.U.G. (Binary Unmanned Gamma camera).

What a load of C.R.A.P. (Completely Rubbish Awful Programme)

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W4B theme composed by John Croudy.

"Five.... Four.... Three... Two.... One.... Thunderbirds are go!"

Lady Penelope: "Parker? Please take off my blouse..."
Parker: "Yus M'Lady."
Lady Penelope: "Parker, please take off my skirt..."
Parker: "Yus M'Lady."
Lady Penelope: "Parker, please take off my stockings..."
Parker: "Yus M'Lady."
Lady Penelope: "Parker, please take off my brassiere..."
Parker: "Yus M'Lady."
Lady Penelope: "Parker, please take off my knickers..."
Parker: "Yus M'Lady."
Lady Penelope: "And Parker..."
Parker: "Yus M'Lady."
Lady Penelope: "...if I catch you wearing my clothes again you're sacked."

Good joke. Everybody laugh.

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W4B theme composed by John Croudy.

"Bitsa this, Bitsa that, put it all together and what have you got?"

A ropey make-along-at-home programme where boxes of old rubbish are turned into soon-to-be new rubbish that looks slightly different.

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W4B theme composed by John Croudy.